{"id":4818,"date":"2011-06-22T06:00:35","date_gmt":"2011-06-22T05:00:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/?p=4818"},"modified":"2011-02-10T09:07:55","modified_gmt":"2011-02-10T08:07:55","slug":"une-vie-de-merde-32","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/?p=4818","title":{"rendered":"Une vie de merde &#8230;32"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/not_an_hero32.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4819\" title=\"not_an_hero32\" src=\"http:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/not_an_hero32.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"502\" height=\"600\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Une vie de merde<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>Lady KungFu avait d\u00e9cid\u00e9 de se retirer des affaires et de vivre une nouvelle vie \u00e0 la campagne.<\/em><em> Gr\u00e2ce \u00e0 ses super pouvoirs, elle arrivait \u00e0 faire ses travaux plus vites que tout le monde. Ce qui fait qu&rsquo;elle pouvait profiter de son temps libre comme elle l&rsquo;entendait. Mais que faire quand on vit loin de tout ?<br \/>\nApr\u00e8s 6 mois \u00e0 ce rythme, elle se suicida en avalant 4 millions de grains de ma\u00efs en moins de 3 minutes. Elle s&rsquo;effondra dans le poulailler o\u00f9 elle se fit d\u00e9vorer par ses poules.<br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em> <\/em><\/p>\n<p>Malgr\u00e9 leurs super pouvoirs, ces hommes et ces femmes tentent de mener une vie normale. Ils se rendent comptent que leur diff\u00e9rence a creus\u00e9 autour d&rsquo;eux un foss\u00e9 infranchissable.<\/p>\n<p>Format A3<br \/>\nTravail sur les super h\u00e9ros et le quotidien<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Une vie de merde Lady KungFu avait d\u00e9cid\u00e9 de se retirer des affaires et de vivre une nouvelle vie \u00e0 la campagne. Gr\u00e2ce \u00e0 ses super pouvoirs, elle arrivait \u00e0 faire ses travaux plus vites que tout le monde. Ce qui fait qu&rsquo;elle pouvait profiter de son temps libre comme elle l&rsquo;entendait. Mais que faire [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","_uag_custom_page_level_css":"","_swt_meta_header_display":false,"_swt_meta_footer_display":false,"_swt_meta_site_title_display":false,"_swt_meta_sticky_header":false,"_swt_meta_transparent_header":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4818","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wip"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","uagb_featured_image_src":{"full":false,"thumbnail":false,"medium":false,"medium_large":false,"large":false,"1536x1536":false,"2048x2048":false,"woocommerce_thumbnail":false,"woocommerce_single":false,"woocommerce_gallery_thumbnail":false},"uagb_author_info":{"display_name":"slip","author_link":"https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/?author=2"},"uagb_comment_info":0,"uagb_excerpt":"Une vie de merde Lady KungFu avait d\u00e9cid\u00e9 de se retirer des affaires et de vivre une nouvelle vie \u00e0 la campagne. Gr\u00e2ce \u00e0 ses super pouvoirs, elle arrivait \u00e0 faire ses travaux plus vites que tout le monde. Ce qui fait qu&rsquo;elle pouvait profiter de son temps libre comme elle l&rsquo;entendait. Mais que faire\u2026","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4818","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4818"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4818\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4820,"href":"https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4818\/revisions\/4820"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4818"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4818"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4818"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}