{"id":4284,"date":"2011-03-12T06:00:06","date_gmt":"2011-03-12T06:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/?p=4284"},"modified":"2014-04-07T07:29:02","modified_gmt":"2014-04-07T07:29:02","slug":"mustache-sabotage-25","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/?p=4284","title":{"rendered":"Mustache Sabotage"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/bowling_texas.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4285\" title=\"bowling_texas\" src=\"http:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/bowling_texas.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"479\" height=\"600\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Mustache Sabotage<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>Chuck Zelowski \u00e9tait un des plus gros fournisseurs de b\u00e9tail de tout le Texas. Le gouverneur lui mangeait dans la main et il parlait d&rsquo;\u00e9gal \u00e0 \u00e9gal avec les plus grosses fortunes p\u00e9troli\u00e8res de l&rsquo;\u00e9tat. En ajoutant \u00e0 cette r\u00e9ussite financi\u00e8re sa situation personnelle et son mariage r\u00e9ussi avec Miss San Antonio 1956, on se rend compte que tout lui sourit.<br \/>\nQuelques ann\u00e9es plus tard, il mourra dans d&rsquo;atroces souffrances, perdu seul dans le d\u00e9sert, victime d&rsquo;un coup de sabot d&rsquo;une vache qu&rsquo;il poursuivait depuis plusieurs heures. Quand ses proches le retrouv\u00e8rent, il avait mang\u00e9 sa chemise et gisait le corps d\u00e9chiquet\u00e9 par les coyotes.<br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>format A3+<br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mustache Sabotage Chuck Zelowski \u00e9tait un des plus gros fournisseurs de b\u00e9tail de tout le Texas. Le gouverneur lui mangeait dans la main et il parlait d&rsquo;\u00e9gal \u00e0 \u00e9gal avec les plus grosses fortunes p\u00e9troli\u00e8res de l&rsquo;\u00e9tat. En ajoutant \u00e0 cette r\u00e9ussite financi\u00e8re sa situation personnelle et son mariage r\u00e9ussi avec Miss San Antonio 1956, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","_uag_custom_page_level_css":"","_swt_meta_header_display":false,"_swt_meta_footer_display":false,"_swt_meta_site_title_display":false,"_swt_meta_sticky_header":false,"_swt_meta_transparent_header":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[172,986,1041,1039,1040],"class_list":["post-4284","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wip","tag-collage","tag-mustache","tag-nonsense","tag-sabotage","tag-stupide"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","uagb_featured_image_src":{"full":false,"thumbnail":false,"medium":false,"medium_large":false,"large":false,"1536x1536":false,"2048x2048":false,"woocommerce_thumbnail":false,"woocommerce_single":false,"woocommerce_gallery_thumbnail":false},"uagb_author_info":{"display_name":"slip","author_link":"https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/?author=2"},"uagb_comment_info":0,"uagb_excerpt":"Mustache Sabotage Chuck Zelowski \u00e9tait un des plus gros fournisseurs de b\u00e9tail de tout le Texas. Le gouverneur lui mangeait dans la main et il parlait d&rsquo;\u00e9gal \u00e0 \u00e9gal avec les plus grosses fortunes p\u00e9troli\u00e8res de l&rsquo;\u00e9tat. En ajoutant \u00e0 cette r\u00e9ussite financi\u00e8re sa situation personnelle et son mariage r\u00e9ussi avec Miss San Antonio 1956,\u2026","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4284","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4284"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4284\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4286,"href":"https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4284\/revisions\/4286"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4284"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4284"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4284"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}