{"id":2213,"date":"2009-12-01T15:02:04","date_gmt":"2009-12-01T14:02:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/?p=2213"},"modified":"2009-11-03T08:07:23","modified_gmt":"2009-11-03T07:07:23","slug":"fais-comme-loiseau","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/?p=2213","title":{"rendered":"Fais comme l’oiseau ….."},"content":{"rendered":"

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Proposition d’article pour Without Head FC<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

Fais comme l’oiseau
\nCa recommence !! Le FC Bodyalone attire d\u00e9cid\u00e9ment les v\u00e9reux. Apr\u00e8s l’\u00e9pisode des psychotropes (ici<\/a>), une nouvelle pathologie est apparue sur les terrains d’entrainement. Il semblerait qu’un joueur de l’effectif ait \u00e9t\u00e9 programm\u00e9 par un expert et qu’il \u00e9tait destin\u00e9 \u00e0 s’envoler d\u00e8s qu’il entendrait une phrase clef. Il s’av\u00e8re qu’il s’agissait des mots : \u00ab\u00a0Allez les gars\u00a0\u00bb prononc\u00e9s en catalan.
\nD\u00e8s le d\u00e9but de l’entrainement, il s’est donc pris pour un oiseau et s’est mis \u00e0 sauter, plut\u00f4t comme un cabri, avant qu’un co\u00e9quipier, \u00e9nerv\u00e9, ne le saisisse et le maintienne au sol.
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