{"id":19363,"date":"2026-06-04T07:15:24","date_gmt":"2026-06-04T05:15:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/?p=19363"},"modified":"2026-06-04T07:19:30","modified_gmt":"2026-06-04T05:19:30","slug":"le-reveil","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/?p=19363","title":{"rendered":"Le R\u00e9veil"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Le R\u00e9veil<\/h2>\n

Il existe un moment tr\u00e8s particulier dans la vie d\u2019un sportif du dimanche, mais pas pendant l\u2019effort, non.<\/p>\n

Le vrai moment de v\u00e9rit\u00e9 arrive le lendemain matin, quand le r\u00e9veil sonne.<\/p>\n

La veille, tout semblait pourtant parfaitement raisonnable :
un peu de fractionn\u00e9, une petite acc\u00e9l\u00e9ration dans la c\u00f4te, un dernier tour \u201cpour travailler le mental\u201d.<\/p>\n

Le corps avait m\u00eame donn\u00e9 son accord sur le moment mais le lendemain, le corps envoie un courrier recommand\u00e9 :<\/p>\n

Les genoux couinent, les chevilles grincent, le dos adopte une posture exp\u00e9rimentale.<\/p>\n

Et les premiers m\u00e8tres hors du lit se font avec l\u2019\u00e9l\u00e9gance d\u2019un meuble ancien qu\u2019on tente de d\u00e9placer sans roulettes.<\/p>\n

\u00c0 ce stade, deux r\u00e9v\u00e9lations apparaissent clairement :<\/p>\n

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  1. ajouter un tour n\u2019\u00e9tait peut-\u00eatre pas indispensable<\/li>\n
  2. ton grand-p\u00e8re marchait exactement comme \u00e7a<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    La diff\u00e9rence, c\u2019est qu\u2019\u00e0 l\u2019\u00e9poque tu pensais que c\u2019\u00e9tait \u00e0 cause de son \u00e2ge.<\/p>\n

    Aujourd\u2019hui, tu commences \u00e0 suspecter une autre hypoth\u00e8se :<\/p>\n

    il avait simplement fait du sport la veille.<\/p>\n

    #slip #collagedigital #lyon #photoshop #digital #editorialcollage #sport #running #humour #sportdudimanche<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Le R\u00e9veil Il existe un moment tr\u00e8s particulier dans la vie d\u2019un sportif du dimanche, mais pas pendant l\u2019effort, non. Le vrai moment de v\u00e9rit\u00e9 arrive le lendemain matin, quand le r\u00e9veil sonne. La veille, tout semblait pourtant parfaitement raisonnable :un peu de fractionn\u00e9, une petite acc\u00e9l\u00e9ration dans la c\u00f4te, un dernier tour \u201cpour travailler […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":19364,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_uag_custom_page_level_css":"","_swt_meta_header_display":false,"_swt_meta_footer_display":false,"_swt_meta_site_title_display":false,"_swt_meta_sticky_header":false,"_swt_meta_transparent_header":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[4919,88,6212,6216,17,1365,1375,966,396,6213],"class_list":["post-19363","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-wip","tag-collagedigital","tag-digital","tag-editorialcollage","tag-humour","tag-lyon","tag-photoshop","tag-running","tag-slip","tag-sport","tag-sportdudimanche"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/sortir_du_lit.jpg","uagb_featured_image_src":{"full":["https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/sortir_du_lit.jpg",1500,1500,false],"thumbnail":["https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/sortir_du_lit-150x150.jpg",150,150,true],"medium":["https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/sortir_du_lit-300x300.jpg",300,300,true],"medium_large":["https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/sortir_du_lit-768x768.jpg",768,768,true],"large":["https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/sortir_du_lit-1024x1024.jpg",1024,1024,true],"1536x1536":["https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/sortir_du_lit.jpg",1500,1500,false],"2048x2048":["https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/sortir_du_lit.jpg",1500,1500,false],"woocommerce_thumbnail":["https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/sortir_du_lit-300x300.jpg",300,300,true],"woocommerce_single":["https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/sortir_du_lit-600x600.jpg",600,600,true],"woocommerce_gallery_thumbnail":["https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/sortir_du_lit-100x100.jpg",100,100,true]},"uagb_author_info":{"display_name":"slip","author_link":"https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/?author=2"},"uagb_comment_info":0,"uagb_excerpt":"Le R\u00e9veil Il existe un moment tr\u00e8s particulier dans la vie d\u2019un sportif du dimanche, mais pas pendant l\u2019effort, non. Le vrai moment de v\u00e9rit\u00e9 arrive le lendemain matin, quand le r\u00e9veil sonne. La veille, tout semblait pourtant parfaitement raisonnable :un peu de fractionn\u00e9, une petite acc\u00e9l\u00e9ration dans la c\u00f4te, un dernier tour \u201cpour travailler\u2026","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19363","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19363"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19363\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19365,"href":"https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19363\/revisions\/19365"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/19364"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19363"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19363"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19363"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}