{"id":19048,"date":"2026-02-19T07:15:26","date_gmt":"2026-02-19T06:15:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/?p=19048"},"modified":"2026-01-17T10:16:30","modified_gmt":"2026-01-17T09:16:30","slug":"%e2%9d%84%ef%b8%8f%f0%9f%9a%b2-home-trainer-blues","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/?p=19048","title":{"rendered":"\u2744\ufe0f\ud83d\udeb2 Home Trainer Blues"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\u2744\ufe0f\ud83d\udeb2 Home Trainer Blues<\/h2>\n

Il y a ce moment pr\u00e9cis dans l\u2019ann\u00e9e o\u00f9 le cycliste regarde la m\u00e9t\u00e9o\u2026 et d\u00e9cide que non.
Pas aujourd\u2019hui, pas demain non plus.<\/p>\n

On appelle \u00e7a la tr\u00eave hivernale.
Une pause officiellement raisonnable, officieusement n\u00e9goci\u00e9e avec la l\u00e2chet\u00e9, la sagesse ou un simple bon sens thermique \u2014 selon l\u2019ego de chacun.<\/p>\n

Le v\u00e9lo est rang\u00e9.
Le casque aussi.
Les gants s\u00e8chent depuis trois semaines sans espoir de retour.
Et au milieu du salon tr\u00f4ne d\u00e9sormais le home trainer<\/strong>, cet objet \u00e9trange qui promet la forme sans le plaisir, l\u2019effort sans le paysage, la sueur sans la gloire.<\/p>\n

On se raconte que c\u2019est temporaire, qu\u2019on attend juste que \u00e7a remonte \u00e0 10\u00b0 puis \u00e0 12\u00b0 puis \u00e0 15\u00b0.
Et soudain, on s\u2019aper\u00e7oit qu\u2019on s\u2019est fix\u00e9 un seuil tr\u00e8s pr\u00e9cis : 18\u00b0<\/strong>, soleil compris, vent optionnel.<\/p>\n

Certains sortiront vite mais d\u2019autres prolongeront l\u2019hiver par principe, par confort, ou par amour secret du home trainer qu\u2019ils jurent pourtant d\u00e9tester.
Parce qu\u2019il faut bien l\u2019avouer : p\u00e9daler sans pluie, sans voitures, sans faux plat vent de face\u2026 c\u2019est aussi une forme de triche assum\u00e9e.<\/p>\n

Cette tr\u00eave n\u2019est pas un abandon, c\u2019est une parenth\u00e8se, un entre-deux o\u00f9 l\u2019on continue de rouler, mais sans avancer, en attendant que le froid l\u00e2che prise.<\/p>\n

Ou que l\u2019envie gagne enfin contre la m\u00e9t\u00e9o.<\/p>\n

#slip #collagedigital #lyon #photoshop #digital #cyclisme #hometrainer #trevehivernale #velo #attentedesoleil #ironie #sport #tempsquipasse #slipart #iamslip<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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