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\ud83d\udc7e Lego Apocalypse<\/h2>\n

Souviens-toi quand tu gonflais tes petits biceps devant la glace, persuad\u00e9 d\u2019\u00eatre Schwarzenegger avec un b\u00e2ton de sucette. Eh bien, spoiler : les adultes font pareil.
Sauf qu\u2019au lieu de bombarder leur \u00e9go dans la salle de bain, ils bombardent des villes enti\u00e8res.<\/p>\n

On bombe le torse, on fait des concours de muscles, on cherche \u00e0 impressionner\u2026 sans jamais penser \u00e0 ce qu\u2019il y a autour.<\/p>\n

R\u00e9sultat : des dommages collat\u00e9raux bien r\u00e9els, mais \u00e7a, \u00e7a ne rentre pas dans le score affich\u00e9.<\/p>\n

\ud83d\udc49 Jouer \u00e0 la Guerre<\/em>, c\u2019est exactement \u00e7a : une partie d\u2019ego trip o\u00f9 les perdants ne sont pas ceux qui tiennent la manette.<\/p>\n

#FlexAndDestroy #MuscleWar #JouerALaGuerre #ArcadeMondiale #SLipArt #collagedigital #slip #lyon #digital #photoshop #RetroApocalypse #FaussePauseVraiesBombes<\/p>\n

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