{"id":18485,"date":"2025-07-24T07:15:25","date_gmt":"2025-07-24T05:15:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/?p=18485"},"modified":"2025-07-23T07:52:05","modified_gmt":"2025-07-23T05:52:05","slug":"%f0%9f%8e%be-miroir","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/?p=18485","title":{"rendered":"\ud83c\udfbe MIROIR"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\ud83c\udfbe MIROIR<\/strong><\/h2>\n

On a longtemps cru que le tennis \u00e9tait un sport individuel<\/strong>.
Erreur. C\u2019est un sport introspectif<\/strong>.
L\u2019autre en face ? Accessoire. Un miroir. Une surface r\u00e9fl\u00e9chissante pour mieux voir ta propre angoisse en HD.<\/p>\n

Tu m\u00e8nes 5\u20132 ? Bravo ! C\u2019est le moment parfait pour tout saboter.
Tu viens de breaker ? Pourquoi ne pas double-faute sur toutes les balles suivantes, juste pour l\u2019exp\u00e9rience.
Tu es plus fort que lui ? Peu importe. Il a l\u2019avantage : il ne se d\u00e9teste pas<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

Dans Miroir<\/em>, on rend hommage \u00e0 ce duel silencieux qui se joue derri\u00e8re le bandeau dans les cheveux et le polo Lacoste immacul\u00e9 :
toi contre ton petit d\u00e9mon int\u00e9rieur<\/strong>,
celui qui murmure : \u00ab et si tu perdais maintenant ? \u00bb<\/p>\n

Le tennis, c\u2019est pas un sport, c\u2019est une s\u00e9ance de psy de 3h sous le soleil, en short.<\/p>\n

#MiroirMiroir #TennisMental #BalleDeMatchOuCriseDangoisse #TennisSansFiletMental #JoueurContreLuiM\u00eame #SabotageSportif #TennisDeLombre #SLipSportif #MatchInt\u00e9rieur #ErreurNonForc\u00e9eDeLaVie #IronieSLip<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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