{"id":18371,"date":"2025-07-03T07:15:07","date_gmt":"2025-07-03T05:15:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/?p=18371"},"modified":"2025-06-10T15:24:18","modified_gmt":"2025-06-10T13:24:18","slug":"%f0%9f%9a%b5%e2%99%82%ef%b8%8f-points-de-vue-et-gpm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/?p=18371","title":{"rendered":"\ud83d\udeb5\u200d\u2642\ufe0f Points de vue et GPM"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\ud83d\udeb5\u200d\u2642\ufe0f Points de vue et GPM<\/strong><\/h2>\n

\u2014 Comment la France se red\u00e9coupe en juillet<\/em><\/p>\n

Le Tour de France, c\u2019est cet \u00e9v\u00e9nement magique o\u00f9 l\u2019on red\u00e9couvre que la France poss\u00e8de environ 478 000 clochers<\/strong>, une quantit\u00e9 suspecte de ch\u00e2teaux<\/strong> et des d\u00e9partements qu\u2019on avait oubli\u00e9s<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

D\u2019un c\u00f4t\u00e9, les puristes : ils vibrent au nom de Bagdatov Djamouldjine<\/em>, jeune grimpeur ouzbek au c\u0153ur vaillant et \u00e0 la chaussette a\u00e9rodynamique. Ils connaissent le pourcentage exact du col de Menthi\u00e8res, les watts produits en danseuse, et ne clignent m\u00eame pas quand un drone filme une abbaye cistercienne du XIIe si\u00e8cle.<\/p>\n

De l\u2019autre, les po\u00e8tes du dimanche : ceux qui piquent du nez pendant 3h de commentaires g\u00e9ographiques avant de s\u2019exciter violemment \u00e0 500m de la ligne comme s\u2019ils venaient de comprendre les r\u00e8gles du cyclisme.<\/p>\n

Le Tour ? C\u2019est un peu comme un fromage affin\u00e9 : soit on s\u2019enfile tout le plateau avec passion, soit on se contente de grignoter la cro\u00fbte au moment o\u00f9 \u00e7a commence \u00e0 sentir la sueur.<\/p>\n

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