{"id":18354,"date":"2025-06-23T07:15:21","date_gmt":"2025-06-23T05:15:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/?p=18354"},"modified":"2025-06-06T15:03:58","modified_gmt":"2025-06-06T13:03:58","slug":"%f0%9f%8e%be%e2%9a%bd%f0%9f%8f%81-seul-face-au-match","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/?p=18354","title":{"rendered":"\ud83c\udfbe\u26bd\ud83c\udfc1 Seul face au match"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/seul_face_au_match.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-18356 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/seul_face_au_match-1024x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/seul_face_au_match-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/seul_face_au_match-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/seul_face_au_match-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/seul_face_au_match-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/seul_face_au_match-600x600.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/seul_face_au_match-100x100.jpg 100w, https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/seul_face_au_match.jpg 1500w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">\n<div>\n<div>\n<h2 data-start=\"74\" data-end=\"198\">\ud83c\udfbe\u26bd\ud83c\udfc1 <strong data-start=\"132\" data-end=\"154\">Seul face au match<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p data-start=\"126\" data-end=\"250\">\u2014 <em data-start=\"159\" data-end=\"250\">ou comment survivre \u00e0 la fin de saison quand on n\u2019a pas un seul maillot dans son armoire.<\/em><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"252\" data-end=\"466\">Il pensait na\u00efvement pouvoir parler d\u2019autre chose. Peut-\u00eatre m\u00eame proposer une activit\u00e9&#8230;<br data-start=\"342\" data-end=\"345\" \/>Mais non. Partout, c\u2019est Roland sur l\u2019\u00e9cran, le Tour dans les oreilles, la finale de Ligue des champions dans les veines.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"468\" data-end=\"657\">Et lui, l\u00e0, au milieu de ce monde transform\u00e9 en fan zone g\u00e9ante, qui demande :<br data-start=\"546\" data-end=\"549\" \/>\u00ab Et sinon, vous avez vu le dernier film de&#8230; \u00bb<br data-start=\"597\" data-end=\"600\" \/>Silence g\u00ean\u00e9. On lui offre une bi\u00e8re pour le faire taire.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"659\" data-end=\"821\">Chaque ann\u00e9e, \u00e7a recommence. Le monde s\u2019arr\u00eate de tourner sauf sur les terrains.<br data-start=\"739\" data-end=\"742\" \/>M\u00eame Tata Monique commente l\u2019arbitrage. M\u00eame le petit Kevin pleure pour Mbapp\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"823\" data-end=\"914\">Et lui ? Il regarde les gens regarder. 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