{"id":18336,"date":"2025-06-09T07:15:14","date_gmt":"2025-06-09T05:15:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/?p=18336"},"modified":"2025-05-24T15:00:30","modified_gmt":"2025-05-24T13:00:30","slug":"%f0%9f%93%8a-bullshit-job-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/?p=18336","title":{"rendered":"\ud83c\udf5d\ud83c\udfdf\ufe0f Stadio Della Carbonara"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\ud83c\udf5d\ud83c\udfdf\ufe0f Stadio Della Carbonara<\/em><\/strong><\/h3>\n

Y avait pas de VAR, pas de crampons, pas de pelouse synth\u00e9tique.
Juste deux cages imaginaires, une balle crev\u00e9e, et deux fr\u00e8res qui se mettaient des tacles \u00e0 la gorge sous l’\u0153il mi-amus\u00e9, mi-afflig\u00e9 de Papa (arbitre autoproclam\u00e9, souvent \u00e0 sens unique).<\/p>\n

\ud83e\udde6 Un vieux rouleau de scotch devenait ballon. Une paire de chaussettes ? Un cuir mythique.
Maman en cuisine, la po\u00eale \u00e0 la main, mena\u00e7ait d\u2019interrompre la finale de la Coupe du Monde des frangins si \u201c\u00e7a recommence \u00e0 casser des trucs\u201d<\/em>.<\/p>\n

\ud83d\udecb\ufe0f Bienvenue au Stadio Della Carbonara<\/em>, ce lieu sacr\u00e9 o\u00f9 se m\u00ealaient :
\u2013 les accrochages muscl\u00e9s,
\u2013 les engueulades fratricides,
\u2013 et la t\u00e9l\u00e9 en fond qui hurlait \u201cBUT DE PAPIN !\u201d<\/p>\n

On ne savait pas qu\u2019on cr\u00e9ait des souvenirs.
On jouait juste.
Longtemps.
Trop longtemps.<\/p>\n

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SLip rend hommage \u00e0 tous les Zidane de la moquette, les Mbapp\u00e9 du lino, et les Cantona de la salle \u00e0 manger.<\/p>\n

Vous n\u2019avez pas connu Clairefontaine, mais vous avez dompt\u00e9 les coins de table et le meuble t\u00e9l\u00e9.<\/p>\n

Respect.<\/strong><\/p>\n

#SLipCollage #SalonDHonneur #TacleEnChaussettes #FootDuSalon #PoteauxCestLaChaise #MamanFaitDesP\u00e2tes #collage #photoshop #digitalart<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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