{"id":18326,"date":"2025-05-26T07:20:17","date_gmt":"2025-05-26T05:20:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/?p=18326"},"modified":"2025-05-26T07:19:57","modified_gmt":"2025-05-26T05:19:57","slug":"%f0%9f%8e%be-marronnier-lautre-roland","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/?p=18326","title":{"rendered":"\ud83c\udfbe Marronnier \u2013 L\u2019autre Roland"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\ud83c\udfbe Marronnier<\/em> \u2013 L\u2019autre Roland<\/h2>\n

C\u2019est ce moment de l\u2019ann\u00e9e o\u00f9 la t\u00e9l\u00e9 se remet \u00e0 parler terre battue, o\u00f9 les profs commencent \u00e0 dire \u201cil faudrait s\u2019y mettre s\u00e9rieusement\u201d, et o\u00f9 tu d\u00e9couvres que ton revers \u00e0 deux mains ressemble plus \u00e0 un lancer de frisbee mou.<\/p>\n

\ud83c\udf93\ud83d\udcda C\u00f4t\u00e9 pile : r\u00e9visions pour le bac. Ou du moins, leur version revisit\u00e9e : ouvrir le livre de SES en regardant Monfils perdre en cinq sets.<\/p>\n

\ud83c\udfbe\ud83e\udde2 C\u00f4t\u00e9 face : envie irr\u00e9pressible d\u2019enfiler des Stan Smith (en mode \u201celles sont neuves t’inqui\u00e8te\u201d) et d\u2019aller envoyer du bois sur les courts du club municipal. Objectif : exploser ton pote Hugo, class\u00e9 30\/5, en mettant tous tes coups droits dans les b\u00e2ches, mais avec la mani\u00e8re<\/em>.<\/p>\n

\ud83d\udc68\u200d\ud83d\udc69\u200d\ud83d\udc67\u200d\ud83d\udc66 Et puis il y a le dernier dimanche. Ce moment sacr\u00e9 o\u00f9 la France enti\u00e8re, rouge tomate et demi-endormie, se retrouve autour d\u2019un poste t\u00e9l\u00e9 pour voir le nouveau roi de la glisse<\/em> s\u2019agenouiller Porte d\u2019Auteuil. Papa explique (encore) pourquoi Borg c\u2019\u00e9tait autre chose, les enfants jouent avec les balles en mousse, et la bouteille d\u2019Orangina finit toujours renvers\u00e9e.<\/p>\n

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\ud83d\udcfa \u00ab\u00a0Marronnier\u00a0\u00bb<\/em>, une \u0153uvre pleine d\u2019amour, de lignes blanches, de souvenirs \u00e0 la craie et de sueur adolescente.
SLip c\u00e9l\u00e8bre les rites doux-amers de nos printemps pass\u00e9s.<\/p>\n

#SLipCollage #RolandGarrosInside #MarronnierDuPrintemps #RevisesOuSmashes #CollageDeSaison #ChaudDevantLesBaches #collage #photoshop #digitalart #nostalgie #tennis #grandchelem<\/p>\n

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