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\ud83d\udcca Bullshit Job …<\/strong><\/p>\n

Voici l\u2019histoire d\u2019un homme qui a tout pour \u00eatre heureux :
Un tailleur sur-mesure, des tableurs sur grand \u00e9cran et une carri\u00e8re qu\u2019on imagine \u201cprometteuse\u201d selon LinkedIn.<\/p>\n

Et pourtant, rien n\u2019y fait.
Car au fond, il sait.
Comme nous.
Que ses pr\u00e9sentations PowerPoint ne sauveront ni la plan\u00e8te, ni les abeilles, ni m\u00eame le moral de la compta.
Il sait qu\u2019il ne construit rien, n\u2019enseigne rien, ne soigne personne.
Et que sa bo\u00eete produit surtout du n\u00e9ant premium, bien emball\u00e9.<\/p>\n

Bullshit job<\/em> rend hommage \u00e0 cette absurdit\u00e9 contemporaine :
Quand on r\u00e9alise que notre activit\u00e9 ne sert \u00e0 rien\u2026 sauf \u00e0 remplir les cases d\u2019un organigramme.
Mais h\u00e9, regardez les courbes sur l\u2019\u00e9cran. Elles montent. C\u2019est bien, non ?<\/p>\n

#SLipArt #BullshitJob #TravailVideSensPlein #FausseUtilit\u00e9VraieFatigue #ArcEnCielSousBlister #OnEstPasDesHamstersMaisBon<\/p>\n

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