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\ud83c\udfaa Prendre de la hauteur …<\/strong>
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Pendant que certains rejouent \u00ab\u00a0Risk\u00a0\u00bb<\/em> en version hardcore entre l\u2019Ukraine, la Palestine et trois tweets rageux, nous, on pr\u00e9f\u00e8re viser plus haut. Litt\u00e9ralement. \ud83d\ude80<\/p>\n

Un petit tour de trap\u00e8ze au-dessus du chaos ambiant semble \u00eatre la seule option viable pour conserver un minimum de sant\u00e9 mentale.
\u00ab\u00a0Make America Great Again ?\u00a0\u00bb Merci, mais on a d\u00e9j\u00e0 donn\u00e9. Pendant que les petits g\u00e9n\u00e9raux miniatures rejouent la guerre froide remix\u00e9e en TikTok Live, nous, on d\u00e9croche.
On prend un stylo, on signe notre d\u00e9mission de l\u2019angoisse g\u00e9n\u00e9rale, et on grimpe sur notre trap\u00e8ze imaginaire.<\/p>\n

Quand tout part en vrille, il reste toujours l\u2019option de regarder le bordel d\u2019en haut\u2026 avec une coupe \u00e0 la main et beaucoup, beaucoup de second degr\u00e9.<\/p>\n

#PrendreDeLaHauteur #SLipArt #Anxi\u00e9t\u00e9Internationale #Trap\u00e8zeOverTout #OnVaPasSeMentir<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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