{"id":1746,"date":"2009-10-02T15:43:45","date_gmt":"2009-10-02T14:43:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/?p=1746"},"modified":"2009-08-31T09:48:39","modified_gmt":"2009-08-31T08:48:39","slug":"perdre-la-tete","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/?p=1746","title":{"rendered":"Perdre la t\u00eate &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/img-eto-o-ne-pense-pas-marquer_x300_arton116060png.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-1747\" title=\"img-eto-o-ne-pense-pas-marquer_x300_arton116060png\" src=\"http:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/img-eto-o-ne-pense-pas-marquer_x300_arton116060png-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Proposition d&rsquo;article pour <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gazolina-artline.com\/without-head-fc\/\" target=\"_blank\">Without Head FC<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Drame Footbalistique<br \/>\nSa femme venait de lui annoncer qu&rsquo;elle le quittait, sa m\u00e8re le r\u00e9pudiait, ses enfants ne voulaient plus lui parler, son conseiller fiscal venait de d\u00e9tourner plusieurs millions, sa prochaine pub ne serait diffus\u00e9e que sur la TNT, ses nouvelles chaussures lui faisaient mal aux pieds, sa voiture avait \u00e9t\u00e9 ray\u00e9e sur tout un cot\u00e9, il venait d&rsquo;\u00eatre nomm\u00e9 Homme de l&rsquo;ann\u00e9e par Geek Magazine alors quand il a loup\u00e9 son 33\u00e8me contr\u00f4le de la soir\u00e9e \u00e0 la 72\u00e8me minute, il a compl\u00e8tement perdu la t\u00eate et s&rsquo;est enfui jusqu&rsquo;aux vestiaires pour cacher ses larmes de rage.<br \/>\nIl a ensuite pris sa voiture et est all\u00e9 directement s&rsquo;encastrer dans la premi\u00e8re boutique venue. Manque de chance (ou pas), il s&rsquo;agissait d&rsquo;une boutique de vente de matelas.<br \/>\nLooser jusqu&rsquo;au bout &#8230;<br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Proposition d&rsquo;article pour Without Head FC Drame Footbalistique Sa femme venait de lui annoncer qu&rsquo;elle le quittait, sa m\u00e8re le r\u00e9pudiait, ses enfants ne voulaient plus lui parler, son conseiller fiscal venait de d\u00e9tourner plusieurs millions, sa prochaine pub ne serait diffus\u00e9e que sur la TNT, ses nouvelles chaussures lui faisaient mal aux pieds, sa [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_uag_custom_page_level_css":"","_swt_meta_header_display":false,"_swt_meta_footer_display":false,"_swt_meta_site_title_display":false,"_swt_meta_sticky_header":false,"_swt_meta_transparent_header":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1746","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wip"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","uagb_featured_image_src":{"full":false,"thumbnail":false,"medium":false,"medium_large":false,"large":false,"1536x1536":false,"2048x2048":false,"woocommerce_thumbnail":false,"woocommerce_single":false,"woocommerce_gallery_thumbnail":false},"uagb_author_info":{"display_name":"slip","author_link":"https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/?author=2"},"uagb_comment_info":0,"uagb_excerpt":"Proposition d&rsquo;article pour Without Head FC Drame Footbalistique Sa femme venait de lui annoncer qu&rsquo;elle le quittait, sa m\u00e8re le r\u00e9pudiait, ses enfants ne voulaient plus lui parler, son conseiller fiscal venait de d\u00e9tourner plusieurs millions, sa prochaine pub ne serait diffus\u00e9e que sur la TNT, ses nouvelles chaussures lui faisaient mal aux pieds, sa\u2026","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1746","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1746"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1746\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1748,"href":"https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1746\/revisions\/1748"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1746"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1746"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iamslip.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1746"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}